|Might be a nice place to visit, hm?|
I lied. I am not a bird. I am actually a boxer in a dress.
2. This Pokémon is your best friend:
He looks a little….CRABBY. Ahahaha—okay, it’s not a Krabby but I needed to make that joke.
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project:
….If this is my mother-in-law, what does my husband look like.
Whoa, dude, I mean, I like you but not like that. I don’t mind being friends, honestly. It’s really not you, it’s just me…not wanting to be your girlfriend....
7. This Pokémon is your ex:
He got kinda snappy sometimes.
Am I up during the night? Is it sleep deprived during the day? How is this stalking thing working?
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you:
Erm…cute? Do I like to snuggle with it is a question. Answer: no not really
10. This Pokémon ate all your cake:
DID I DROP IT IN THE FISHBOWL
I HATE WHEN I DO THAT
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in bed last night:
“How was your sleep last night, sweetie?”
“Fine, mom, just found a large floral deer under my feet.”
“….How late are you staying up?”
12. This Pokémon punched your mom:
YOU PUNCHED KAY’S MOM.
AND NOW YOU’VE MOVED ON.
we’re taking you down.
13. This Pokémon will do anything to steal your shoes:.
Dude. You can just ask.
….They don’t even fit your tiny pinecone feet.
OH MY GOD. I’M THE WORST PERSON.
but it wouldn’t stop smiling at me
: D ….. a girl and her….large….psychic bell….monster… <v<;
16. This Pokémon reads you bedtime stories:
Awww, so cute and huggable and highly flammable!
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet:
I love you! Please don’t ever ever ever hug me!
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist:
But he’s adorable! And radioactive!
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every night:
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:
Ooh. I mean, dang. Call the jeweler. I mean, the exterminator.
21. This Pokémon plays with you in an alternate universe:
You wish you had a spiky venomous rabbit thing as your friend.
22. This Pokémon is your guardian angel:
….Maybe I shouldn’t get into trouble then.
23. This Pokémon wants to draw with you:
AWWW. YES. YES YOU CAN, SWEET ADORABLE CROC BABY. PLEASE LET GO OF MY ARM.
wait, are you related to my ex?
24. This Pokémon is the first you will encounter:
Well, looks like it’s just a ham for attention! What a pig. It's just hogging the spotlight.
25. This Pokémon will come take care of you when you can't:
thank you man. I leave to you my stuffed animals and bananas.
26. This Pokémon will be the cause of your death:
Omg. But I’ve been your biggest fan! Admittedly, you are terrifying and creepy.
…do I really deserve to be offed by the alphabet.
27. This Pokémon loves to steal your hats:
I need to tell you something. This might be hard for you. But none of my hats will fit you, my friend.
28. This Pokémon always borrows money from you:
And then it forgets to pay me back, huh? PUNK.
29. This Pokémon loves to play video games with you:
(ovo;;; ) its okay man its cool take whatever controller you want its cool
30. This Pokémon is in charge of tagging people:
BE TAGGED OR BE SQUASHED.
You guys don’t have to, but have fun if you do!
Hi. I'm actually a bird in real life and I do bird things, like eat seeds and shed feathers in your cereal.|
I do a lot of art of all sorts, but the only things I'm motivated to post is Pokemon group art
And hey, there will always be challenges, but the cliche is right- a positive attitude will get you through anything. It's a necessity.
NOTE: If I take a liking to your character, I will incessantly churn out copious amounts of fanart of them. When I fall for a character, I fall HARD.